Peppa Pig! Come out to Play-eee!
Greedy pigs gouging and gorging on an avalanche of offal ’til they collapse on their backs spewing vomit in volcanic belches. You might still be polite enough to call them bankers.
Little pigs lapping at the puke, squealing, biting, offering their haunches up for higher favour, oblivious as the noise and the stench and the depravity begins to draw the farmer’s attention. You must be a saint if you still refer to them as politicians.
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Alan Duncan, treated like a "shit"
Alan Duncan, shadow leader of the Commons, has been forced to apologise following his recent indiscreet remarks about the expenses scandal.
Apparently he feels he’s been “treated like shit” by the public, been “forced to live on rations” since the trough has temporarily been hidden and concludes the “world has gone mad” in response to his gardening claims. The job of the politician has been “nationalised”, he suggests.
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