Life is like a crate of chocolate!
It’s all a giant conspiracy, don’t you know? Poor old Gordon Brown is being set up by the nasty Murdoch gang in order to derail the Labour juggernaut and sneak the Tories into government. The PM’s privacy has been breached in the most underhand manner, and the motive is ratings and political influence, apparently.
So says John Prescott, ex-deputy leader of New Labour and recently some guy on a bus who also writes paranoid fantasies in the Guardian.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for Labour along comes Prescott committing his trademark error, opening his fat mouth. Not content with stuffing £4,500 of food down it, courtesy of the British taxpayer, he now wants us to believe Gordon Brown is the victim in this hilarious tragedy.
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They’ve got to be doing this on purpose. All I can think of is they’ve thrown in the strategy and are now pursuing the pity vote. Could it work?
If Brown gets beaten to a steaming pulp again in tonight’s debate will the public cry for mercy? Does anyone enjoy seeing a thoroughly beaten man take another pummelling whilst he is crawling on the floor, even if it is Gordon Brown? Apart from myself, I mean?
Cameron and Clegg will have to be careful. I wouldn’t go any further than a sly and painful pinch during the handshakes. After that just shut up and let Gordon do all the talking.
