Peppa Pig! Come out to Play-eee!
Little pigs lapping at the puke, squealing, biting, offering their haunches up for higher favour, oblivious as the noise and the stench and the depravity begins to draw the farmer’s attention. You must be a saint if you still refer to them as politicians.
Peppa Pig, on the other hand, is a polite little piggie phenomenally popular with children and much loved by parents for that 30 minute recovery break she provides each day.
You can see the problem I’m sure. Why on earth would Peppa want to be in any way associated with the vile and treacherous porkers in the Labour Party, or any other mainstream party for that matter? Peppa needs to have a stern word with her agent.
Yep, this is British politics. Here’s the Sun’s take on the Peppa Pig fiasco. As always with the Sun just skip all the words and look at the pictures, especially the cartoon which is actually quite funny. And accurate.
Here comes the farmer…
