Election 2010 A Contract With the Constituents

Have a read of the contract put forward by PPC Old Holborn who is running for parliament in Cambridge.

He’s campaigning dressed in a Guy Fawkes mask and cape and it could be argued he’s not an obvious choice for entry into the nest of rat-bastard, slimy, thieving shit-bags in Westminster (not overtly at least). That’s because he’s carrying a major disadvantage into the campaign – ethics.

If my MP (who won’t show his face either because he’s in a safer than safe seat) presented the following to me I’d be interested.

A contract with Cambridge

Old Holborn will be asking the other candidates running in the constituency to sign this contract too. Good luck with that OH! Your contract effectively removes any traditional reason for seeking office and reduces the whole affair to mere public service. What wannabe, self-serving piece of crap is going to buy into that?

Nope, I think this document will have exactly one signature on it by the time we hit May 6th. Hope you win it OH, but if you can’t can you at least make sure you put the gunpowder to good use?

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