Fingernails slowly scraping down a chalk board, no mercy given. The audience riveted (literally?) to their seats and wired to them too, expressing their pain in total silence. Eyes as a final resort to transmit the loathing. Ears assailed, belief confounded. Pity them, pity them!
At least we could turn the TV off.
So what did the liberal (as in the opposite of Nick Clegg) Internet make of it all?
David Cameron lost last night’s debate, because he let slip that he gets all his advice on immigration from somene he described as ‘A Black Man’. Dear oh dear, Dave. – Constantly Furious
On Tuesday Guido predicted that Clegg would be the big winner, and so it came to pass. Bad Al Campbell and Mandy must now realise that they have an impossible job to do in polishing the turd that is Gordon Brown. – Guy Fawkes
Oh wow! It’s only taken about ten minutes for the three Big Party leaders to attempt to outdo themselves in how unpleasant and draconian they are going to be to immigrants. – Devil’s Knife
The Audience were compelled to sit there in stony silence listening to how these three idiots were going to spend THEIR money, Dear God, they were also wired up to some machine to allow MORI to gauge their reaction. – Old Holborn
Either Nick Robinson is a clueless motherfucker, right up the anus of the Westminster bubble, totally out of tune with the rest of the world, or he managed to watch something else last night. – Obnoxio the Clown
Well, I watched and listened to the ‘mass debate’ last night. I would have turned over early on, but I wanted to piss off the missus. It was tedium of world class standard. – RantinRab
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, shit, piss, piss, piss, piss, fuck, shit, piss…
Oh all right then, that last one was me and not Dave as you might have suspected.
How was it for you?
